Wednesday, June 18, 2008



From my friends at Orange County for Obama . . .




There are many things people do not know about BARACK OBAMA. It is every American's duty to read this message and pass it along to all of their friends and loved ones.




Barack Obama wears a FLAG PIN at all times. Even in the shower.




Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an American flag. He also ends every sentence by saying, "WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL." Click here for video of Obama quietly mouthing the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE in his sleep.




A tape exists of Michelle Obama saying the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE at a conference on PATRIOTISM.




Every weekend, Barack and Michelle take their daughters HUNTING.




Barack Obama is a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. He has one HAND over his HEART at all times. He occasionally switches when one arm gets tired, which is almost never because he is STRONG.




Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It's upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups.




There's only one artist on Barack Obama's iPod: FRANCIS SCOTT KEY.




Barack Obama is a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. His favorite book is the BIBLE, which he has memorized. His name means HE WHO LOVES JESUS in the ancient language of Aramaic. He is PROUD that Jesus was an American.




Barack Obama goes to church every morning. He goes to church every afternoon. He goes to church every evening. He is IN CHURCH RIGHT NOW.




Barack Obama's new airplane includes a conference room, a kitchen, and a MEGACHURCH.




Barack Obama's skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL.




Barack Obama buys AMERICAN STUFF. He owns a FORD, a BASEBALL TEAM, and a COMPUTER HE BUILT HIMSELF FROM AMERICAN PARTS.




He travels mostly by FORKLIFT.
Barack Obama says that Americans cling to GUNS and RELIGION because they are AWESOME.

7 Comments:

Blogger Leo Tolstoy said...

So he IS a Democrat with Republican ideals. *rolls eyes*
Do he and Michelle invite Chaney along on the hunting trips??

Too funny.

Obama 2008!

7:59 AM  
Blogger sage said...

Sounds like someone a redneck might support! :)

10:52 AM  
Blogger Auburn Kat said...

I won't ask where he wears the pin when he is showering!

4:20 PM  
Blogger Karen said...

ver-ry interesting. :o)

7:33 PM  
Blogger LA said...

We will, we will Barack you.

8:02 PM  
Blogger Prunella Jones said...

I heard he shits apple pie too. So vote for him, people!

1:35 PM  
Blogger MJ said...

So funny! I love Obama. You need to send this one out in an email to everyone you know. :) I'm so tired of getting all of the Obama emails about how he is NOT all of these things. This is great.

8:36 AM  

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